Pajamas are a lifestyle, not a bedtime. This owl committed to comfort years ago and never looked back — not even for weddings, which he attended in the pajama-adjacent "soft pants and a nice top." The day's ambitions have been officially capped at "horizontal."
He gave the morning a chance once. It involved an alarm, sunlight, and expectations. He has not made that mistake since. Now he watches your 6 AM alarm from under the covers and lets the coffee go cold. Cold coffee is the trophy of someone who refused to be rushed by a beverage.
His friends call it a phase. The phase is in its sixth year. The lifestyle holds.