Sunglasses indoors. Zero shame. This cat peaked in the late 80s and has been coasting on pure confidence ever since — honestly, the coasting is the impressive part. Most creatures peak and decline. He peaked, looked around, decided the view was fine, and stayed. The sunglasses aren't hiding anything. They're a monument.
He doesn't need your approval — he needs you out of his sunbeam. That rectangle of light isn't shared; it's a throne, and the schedule says 2:47 PM is his. First offense: the slow blink. Second: the stare over the sunglasses. There is no third.
Lesson from the king: confidence isn't being the best. It's declaring the evaluation over and you won. Take notes. He's not waiting.